Which would probably explain all the Rihanna sex tape rumors that have been popping up as of late. Not to mention, the salacious pics that were leaked onto the Internet a few weeks back.Now, seeing that Rihanna hasn't directly responded to any of the aforementioned; I find it unnerving almost that people actually believed it to be her! Hell, I almost did until I remembered myself that she had a porno doppelganger; but never once did I actually believe that any of this was legit. Maybe for a moment or two, yes, but Lavish Styles has been milking her resemblance to Rihanna ever since she came onto the scene and it doesn't surprise me that she's doing so even harder now.
But, still, you have to hand it to her. The similarities between the two are only slightly mirrored by the fact that one holds a microphone for a living and the other holds a certain(*cough* cough *) part of the male anatomy. But is that any reason to scream foul? Both rely on heavy breathing and breath control when you think about it and as fucked up and underlying as that sounds, the truth could never be more stimulating. Now, how's that for irony?
0 comments:
Post a Comment