Texas Chainsaw 3D [Trailer]

I remember Trey Songz announcing on 106 & Park a few weeks back that he would be involved in a new Texas Chainsaw Massacre project and as skeptical as I was about the premise of that, my opinion has changed only slightly after watching the trailer. You see, I'm not much of a fan of a franchise jumping all over the place and, certainly, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre has had a very interesting run in theaters; but why a direct sequel to the 1974 original is just now being made is beyond me. If anything, this idea should've come a long time ago, but I'm not going to nitpick about the matter. Texas Chainsaw 3D arrives in theaters on January 4 and stars Alexandra Daddario, Tania Raymonds, Scott Eastwood, and Trey Songz.

Who Knew There Were Other Things On TV Besides ESPN? (Part 1)

Ask any casual sports fan and they'll tell you that the sports calendar hits its peak sometime shortly after the conclusion of the NBA Finals. That's when baseball has the stage all too itself and if you're not a fan of baseball like myself, it can be pretty depressing to suffer through an entire episode of SportsCenter and, even worse, to watch the repetitive nonsense of recycled topics weekly that they tend to muddle through when it comes to ESPN's First Take.

In this case, that's when the remote becomes a man's best friend. Who knew other channels existed outside of ESPN and unlike most summer's where I spend a lot of it consumed with the CBS reality show Big Brother, I was pleased to find a few other shows that peaked my interest until football season was back in the swing of things. One by one I'll delve into each but why not start with a guilty pleasure of mine, Big Brother 14.

Big Brother 14 

As I write this, the finale of Big Brother 14 is less than a week away and the anticipation is killing me as to whether or not Dan Gheesling will walk away as the only two-time winner of Big Brother. In order for that to happen, of course, he'll have to survive tonight's live eviction, but from what I'm hearing it appears that he will... 

Danielle Murphee & Shane Meaney of Big Brother 14

...but in this game one can never be too sure. Big Brother doesn't have the tagline of "expect the unexpected" for nothing and until I see the likes of Shane or Ian walking out of the door, I will continue to take the things I read on the internet with a grain of salt.

Overall, this season hasn't been as intriguing as others in the past and I've found myself at times to be disinterested. Other than a few unanswered questions here and there (i.e., whether or not Danielle's boobs are real, whether or not Shane is gay, and whether or not Danielle and Shane have a legit chance of being a couple outside of the house), this season has been more about the social game rather than the strenuous demands that the game can tend to put on the houseguests. For further proof of this, google the name Frank Eudy and you'll find that for a guy of such physical prowess; even he could not make it to the end of the game and, surely, a lot of that has to do with the "Quack Pack" alliance of this year's final four: Danielle, Shane, Dan, & Ian.

Either one of these people deserve to win the game after making it this far, but I have a hunch that Shane will be the first to go. His mental ability is weak compared to his physical strength and, quite frankly, I just don't think he's done enough to deserve the half million dollars. Especially when they're are other contestants such as Dan and Ian that have made valiant efforts in playing the Big Brother game the way it is designed to be played.

Whatever the case, the winner's fate ultimately rests in the hands of the jury of evicted houseguests and depending on who's final 2 deals were legit, I can easily see Dan winning this game again. At this point, he deserves it a notch above Ian and, if the jurors aren't biased in the matter, I would love nothing more than to see him walk away with the grand prize. 

Until then, trust me, I'll be tuned in.

End of Part 1

I Just Remembered Why I Hate American Idol...

18-year-old Haeley Vaughn (pictured right) was a favorite of mine from the moment I first saw her at the Denver auditions and I guess it's because of her amazing story.

She was born two months premature and weighed only two pounds. Surely it's a miracle that she's even alive but, when it comes to the confidence she exudes on stage, you would never know any of this because of her bubbly personality. Something about her makes you want to root for her and it's really unfortunate that America never embraced her as their "idol".

That being said, I think the biggest problem I have with American Idol is with "America" itself. A few years ago, America voted off another personal favorite of mine in Syesha Mercado and I still haven't really gotten over that if I'm being honest. My thing is, how could "America" be so naive? For a country that loves stories of triumph, or an underdog if you will, how could you not want someone like Haeley to win?!

Not only has she surpassed the expectations that were labeled on her when she was born, but what she represents is individuality. She's a pop/country singer for heaven's sake?!?! How many black women do you know that are into that kind of music? Not many that I know of, that's for sure.

Be that as it may, I don't think we've seen the last of Haeley Vaughn. Her departure from American Idol was just the prelude of many more things to come and I'm really curious to see how she responds to the constructive criticism she received on the show. So what if she was a little pitchy? There have been worse singers on the show and how they managed to survive ahead of her is beyond me. All it does is make you wonder who's really pulling the strings? America or the American Idol producers? Just a little random food for thought...

SN: She was 16 years old at the time of her season

La La Vasquez Stripped Down To Her Bra × Panties On ‘La La’s Full Court Life’

[Click HERE to watch the video of La La stripping down to her bra x panties]

I don't watch VH1 often but, when I do, it pays off when moments like the one that happened a week or so ago on "La La's Full Court Life" become viral. I wasn't able to catch the actual episode due to a heavy load of homework that night but, for those that missed it, La La and a few of her friends have come up with a plan to lose weight and, in order to set their starting points, decide to step on a scale to be able to better measure their progress. 

From there, La La strips down to her bra and panties, revealing quite a bit for a reality TV show, and, if I can just say so myself, she has one AMAZING body. She always has, in my opinion, and the thing that I don't get is how comfortable Carmelo Anthony could be with all this?! Lord knows that if I were married to this woman that I wouldn't want to share any of this with the world, but I think it says a lot about La La, in a sense, that she's comfortable enough with her body to be this open. I wish a lot more women were less self-conscience in this way about their body; but, then again, not many come close to La La and, Charlie Sheen aside, Carmelo Anthony is definitely winning.

Jordin Sparks @ the Vikings/Jets Game

As a fan of the New England Patriots, it sickens me to see one of my potential spouses (hey, a guy can dream can't he?) wear the colors of the enemy.

Words can't even begin to describe how much of a slap in the face this is, but it's not like I can be mad. Her and I aren't on speaking terms right now and haven't been for quite some time but, still, it's nice to see her make a public appearance. Albeit at a Jets game, no less.

All jokes aside, Jordin Sparks has been a favorite of mine ever since she won American Idol. Now, I don't remember much from that season but one thing I do remember is how captivated I was in watching Jordin perform.

It was like that every single week, for me, and, justifiably, it remains one of the few seasons that I feel America actually got it right as far as determining a winner (SN: How did Jennifer Hudson not win her season? I'm still scratching my head on that one).

Be that as it may, I'm really looking forward to seeing how far Jordin can go with her career. She already has two successful albums under her belt and, not to mention, one amazing voice.

No other idol winner comes close in that regard so here's to continued success and a better taste in teams perhaps. "Gang Green" really isn't her color and, while I'm at it, neither is Steph Jones. Dude is the definition of a lame and I would be more than happy with putting a ring on it! Hopefully before he ever does...

This Ain't Sesame Street XXX

I remember hearing about this a couple weeks back and I just knew that Saturday Night Live was going to have a field day with this one.

First things first, I am not a fan of Katy Perry. I think she has no talent whatsoever but, then again, it's no secret, also, that part of my disdain for her has to do with Maxim placing her #1 in their Hot 100.

There are so many other women that deserve that over her but, to Maxim's credit, I can't be mad when a pair of Double D's create this much controversy.

As for the Sesame Street episode (click here to view) that was pulled, I watched it for myself and saw nothing wrong. A little big of cleavage has never hurt anybody and, last I checked, there are far worse things on TV that "some" of these mothers need to be more concerned about.

For instance: CSI, NCIS, & Criminal Minds. All of these shows are graphic in detail but, yet, I'm supposed to believe that Katy Perry's boobs pose that much of a problem? As nice as they are, I don't think so. Whatever disconnect there seems to be here is something that needs to be addressed; but, thankfully for SNL, they know exactly how to lighten the mood.

I just find it funny that none of the Dad's took offense to this. Just goes to show how simple men really are, I suppose.

Saw VI: Teaser Trailer

Keri Hilson Wins Best New Artist @ BET Awads '09

BET actually got a few things right this year and I was more than pleased to see Keri Hilson take home the award for Best New Artist.

None of the other nominees in the category deserved it outright, in my opinion, and I see this as validation for all the hard work Keri has put in over the years.

Her debut album, In A Perfect World, was easily one of the best debuts in recent memory and it's rare to find an artist, let alone one that gained notoriety as more of a songwriter, that is able to have this much success their first time out.

If you don't believe me, just ask Ryan Leslie. He, too, is an underrated talent that is only now starting to make a name for himself; but, if given some time, his success can match that of Keri Hilson's also. Besides, his talent is too good for him not too.

But that's another blog in itself. Keri gave a very inspired performance as well on Sunday and I thought she managed to pay tribute to Michael Jackson better than some of the more well-established artists (i.e. Beyonce). Other than that, I was pleased overall with everything Keri had to offer and, who knows, maybe this award/award show will be something that ultimately pushes her career to that next level.

Couples Retreat [Trailer]

Dane Cook's "Isolated" Incident

May have been an absolute waste of time, but that doesn't mean I'm succumbing to the naysayers that think Dane Cook's comedy isn't funny. If anything, I would say he's misunderstood; but that all depends on who you ask.

I, for one, think the guy is superbly talented and have enjoyed his previous stand-ups (i.e. Harmful If Swallowed, Vicious Circle, Retaliation, etc.); but there was just something about Isolated Incident that was missing. I'm not sure if it was a certain pizazz or what. I just felt like his performance was a microcosm of all the negative criticism he receives and the fact that I didn't laugh much didn't help either.

Then again, for all I know, maybe his appeal is starting to wear off. It's no secret that his immense popularity has opened doors for him in Hollywood and, for whatever reason, his focus on comedy hasn't been quite the same since. Is that to say his lack of renewed creativity is to blame? By all means no, but hopefully this, too, (like the title of his latest stand up) is only an isolated incident. At least one could only hope anyway.

SNL Digital Short | Motherlover

Lil' Kim On Dancing With The Stars [Round 6]

Dangerously In Love

What is it with network TV reality stars and their nude pasts? It seems like every show has at least one or two cast members who have either posed nude or have been exposed and VH1's For The Love of Ray J is no exception.

As most of you know, Danger is currently on this season of For The Love Of Ray J and has been "interesting" to say the least. Not only has she come off as crazy but the mere fact that gossip mills are running rampant that she may be pregnant by Ray J is all the makings for an eventual spin-off sometime down the road. Which, I'm sure, VH1 actively pursued in the event that she doesn't win the show.

Yet and still, I'm a little bothered by what I came across and, as chauvinistic as it sounds, I'm somewhat disappointed to say the least. These pics did absolutely nothing for me and maybe it's because I just don't find Danger to be the least bit attractive. I just figured everything was one click of the mouse away so feel free to take a look for yourself and I'll allow you to be the judge.

Bruno [Trailer]

Daddy's Little Girls

It's strange. I never understood why people loved Run's House but, as of late, it seems like it's all I ever watch. Call it a change of heart, if you will, but it's just something about this show that makes you not want to look away. Every frame grabs you and pulls you in and as you eagerly wait as to what will happen next, the anticipation just kills you.

Ok. Maybe I'm being a little too melodramatic but, real talk, I have been addicted to Run's House. I've tivo'd all the older episodes, or what have you, and I watch 'em like every day. Besides, the more and more I watch, the more and more I freakin' love it!

Anyway, as much as I'm becoming a fan of Run's House, I think I'm even more excited about this upcoming spin off that will focus on Angela and Vanessa. Appropriately titled Daddy's Girls, the show will revolve around Angela and Vanessa's lives in L.A. as they work on their pastry line.

Set to premiere tonight, Daddy's Girls will make for some entertaining television and will be sure to make up for that God awful 50 Cent bullshit. Did anybody even watch that show? Hell, I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did. Whatever the case, be sure to tune in tonight @ 9 and, afterwards, feel free to comment on what you thought.

The Death of Danity Kane [Part II]

*Continued from The Death of Danity Kane [Part I]

When we last left our ragtag team of supersluts women, it was unclear which direction the group was going to go. Following the conclusion of the show, many questions were left unanswered and, in true MTV fashion (more specifically, true Diddy fashion), fans were left wondering for another week.

Well, after much speculation, we finally got our answer and on the LIVE finale of Making The Band, it was not only confirmed that Aubrey was no longer part of the group; but neither was D. Woods.

Let me just be the first to say that I, for one, was not surprised by any of this and, still, could care less either way. My lovehate relationship with Danity Kane came to a fever pitch long before their self-destruction, so all of this is irreverent nonsense as far as I’m concerned. Yet and still, I respect those that are fans of Danity Kane and sympathize with them as they gather themselves emotionally.

The only thing is, I highly doubt this is the “end” of Danity Kane and I see this whole “breakup” as a set-up for another season of Making The Band. Just think about it. We witnessed their inception. Witnessed their rise to the top. And now, the beginning of the end.

It all makes perfect sense in a way, so far be it from me to call a spade a spade. The only thing I can do is think logically and, from a business standpoint, it makes perfect sense for both Bad Boy and MTV. Making The Band is one of the most watched programs on that network so, by all means, why wouldn’t they want to milk this thing for all its worth? Not to mention, has everyone forgot that it was the show itself that helped this group deliver two #1 albums in a row!

It sure as hell wasn’t talent, that’s for sure; however, some would beg to differ. Nevertheless, Danity Kane appears to be headed for the same fate as those that previously made the band and, maybe it’s just me, but purgatory’s never sounded so sweet. Wouldn’t you agree? Albeit musically, essentially their one in the same so, last but not least, R.I.P. Danity Kane. Forever damaged. Forever forgotten.

Friday The 13th (2009) [Trailer]

The Death of Danity Kane [Part 1]

Last night was the season finale of Making The Band 4 and, if you're like me, then you're definitely not pleased with the way MTV is dragging this thing out. I was more than ready to see the dismantling of Danity Kane (Sorry, Darien), more specifically the departure of Aubrey; yet, MTV pulled a fast one and is airing the season finale, finale next week!

Talk about a genius marketing move to get ratings, but my thing is, this shit better deliver. If nobody is kicked out the group, a lot of people, blogs, and so on are going to be looking real stupid and I, for one, can't wait.

I think it's pretty obvious that I don't care much for Danity Kane, so I could care less about their future as a group. The only one that has any real talent is the one that Diddy said had a strong voice (what's her name again? I forgot. I just know he said he was using her on a few tracks of his). Other than that, none of 'em have any real talent and, to me, they come off as a PG version of the Pussycat Dolls. That fact alone makes it potently obvious that their entire existence is irrelevant but, at the same time, I respect the fact that they have fans and I understand how "damaged" some of them would feel. Do I care? Honestly, no; but that's not to say that I don't have a heart. The same sentiments I have for Danity Kane, I share for Day 26 and Donnie; so I guess you could say I hate 'em all the same. Just equally.

Oh well, there's no spilt milk on my behalf; so rest assured that I will be watching next Tuesday. Although I more than anticipate a disbanding (Diddy disbanded Da Band on their season finale, remember?), my instincts are telling me differently; so, I wouldn't be surprised either way. Therefore, before I completely rip Danity Kane apart (via words and space), I'll hold my words until I see things for myself. As should everybody else.

To be continued...

The Spirit [Trailer]

Hoopz Loves Money

Well, after it was all said and done, Hoopz proved otherwise that she loved money the most. Although it was a close race between her and White Boy, Hoopz prevailed and, finally, put an end to this awful, awful show.

Let's be clear for a second. I Love Money, by no means, is worthy of air time and I, for one, am glad to see it come to an end. Still, something tells me a second season will be greenlit into production and just the thought of that is making me sick to my stomach. All this celeb-reality crap is annoying and getting played out; so instead of focusing on all that bubblegum bullshit, VH1 should try to be original for once and stop jockin' MTV.

Anyway, enough of me ranting. Hoopz did her thing and, for that, I can't be mad. She looked good doing it, too; but that, that's a completly different story and I'll save that for another blog in the near future LOL. Oh well, be sure to check out the finale if you didn't catch it. It'll be on ALL week. You can damn near count on that.