Behold, The Avatar Fleshlight!

I wasn't one of the one's that bought into all this Avatar "hype" but, you gotta admit, this is pretty funny. Hell, the whole concept of a Fleshlight, in general, is funny if you think about it; but I can't help but imagine how the saying "close encounters of the third kind" takes on more of a literal meaning now.

But let's be serious for a minute. How ingenious is this idea? It makes perfect sense for Fleshlight to jump all over this and I'm sure fanboys alike will enjoy this in more ways than one.

I mean, for heavens sake, it has two clits! If that's not any reason enough to buy it, then I don't know what is.

All I know is that its inception came about in conjunction with the release of "This Ain't Avatar XXX" and if you haven't seen the trailer for it (click here to view), I highly suggest you do. A lot of these porn parodies are going mainstream nowadays and, who knows, maybe this version will be a lot better than that God awful one that was directed by James Cameron.

Last I checked, a friend of mine still hasn't finished watching it and I think that says a lot for Avatar. Not only was the film boring, but it was overrated if you ask me. All of its "hype" seemed manufactured by the studio and if you strip away the 3-D aspect of it, you're left with nothing more than a film about politics. Just done so in a much glossier way.

At least this version is guaranteed to reach its climax long before the original. And, if you're interested, maybe in more ways than one. No need to be ashamed. I just don't recommend masturbation in 3-D. Something tells me that could be a little dangerous. You don't want to get a little too excited and have things "cumming" right at you, literally. I'm just saying...

For more details on the Avatar (or Alien) Fleshlight, click here.